Monday, October 19, 2009

Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

these are 10 things that you surely don’t want to hear the doctor say…
* Has anyone seen my watch?
* Come back with that! Bad Dog!
* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
* Hand me that… uh… thingy over there.
* What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
* Damn, there go the lights again…
* Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
* What do you mean, he’s not insured?
* Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “Bay Watch”




And the number one thing you don’t want to hear the doctor saying during surgery…


* Oops!

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