1 ... You can enjoy a beer all month long
2 ... Beer stains wash out
3 ... You don't have to wine and dine a beer
4 ... Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
5 ... When your beer goes flat you toss it out and get another one
6 ... Beer is never late
7 ... A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
8 ... Hangovers go away
9 ... Beer labels come off without a fight
10 ... When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer
11 ... Beer never has a headache
12 ... After you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth five cents
13 ... A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer
14 ... If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head
16 ... A beer always goes down easy
17 ... You can always share a beer with friends
18 ... You know you're always the first one to pop a beer
19 ... Beer is always wet
20 ... Beer doesn't demand equality
21 ... You can have a beer in public
22 ... A beer doesn't care what time you come home
23 ... A frigid beer is a good beer
24 ... You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
25 ... If you change beers you don't have to pay maintenance
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