A Blonde Walks into a Bank in New York City...

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she''s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some

kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to

accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank''s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank

then drives the Rolls into the bank''s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked

out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"



The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"